Why do the gods of instant messenger hate me?

I really do not know. I don't feel like blogging. Suck it.

Pages read in Uglies: 204
Number of times I've tried to log into an instant messenger: 12
Comments on MySpace: 611
Followers on Twitter: 9
Followers on Blogger: 1 (me. fail.)
Song of the day: Crooked Teeth by Death Cab for Cutie
Blogger of the Day: I honestly don't care. *bad mood*
Best person on the planet: My best friend. She is my sunshine.

~Audrey

P.S. I feel fail-ish. I wanna read Rose her surprise... tomorrow.

Frick.

I didn't post a blog yesterday. I CAN EXPLAIN.
I woke up at 7am to go to a house inspection with my dad for the house we're moving into in May. Then we get back and I fling some stuff into a backpack and go to a friend's house for a sleepover. THEN I have a class today, so I JUST got back, checked all my emails and messages on MySpace and Facebook, and now I'm blogging. Yay.

I just went on Twitter and was VERY unhappy to see that John Green has STILL not replied to my many Tweets. Curse you, John! *scowls*

Anyway... *sighs dramatically*
So I took a 5 top cereals poll thing on the LivingSocial Facebook thing, and my top 5 are Cheerios, Gorilla Munch, Corn Flakes, Cracklin' Oat Bran, and Oatmeal.
Some of my friends picked Lucky Charms, Frosted Flakes, and Cocoa Pebbles.

I think I'm probably considered a weirdo....

Oh well!

Day Two: Time Lords, Sexy Art, and Exciting Late-Night Stalker Quests

Another day, another five billion topics to cover. Let's get this party started!
First off: Time Lords. (well mostly Time TRAVEL.)
Hank mentioned in his video such things as wormholes, the Grandfather Paradox, Time Travel, ect. I followed his thoughts as best I could. And I agree with him (and Doctor Who) on pretty much everything. So, my question is, what do YOU think? (I know. No one is reading this. Do you see me caring?)

Secondly, Sexy Art! Just a quick thing. I drew an AMAZING (and sexy) drawing today. I love to draw, but I have issues proportioning my people well. But today, I achieved my goal quite well! You get a glimpse of "Adrian" in my video so go lookie!

Finally: Stalking. And exciting news, but whatever. If you follow me on Twitter (again. I know. No one. Shush.) you'll have noticed that last night's posts were mostly "@realjohngreen HI!" and "@maureenjohnson HI!"
I stalked them RELENTLESSLY. They're both amazing, and I know I probably made them want to rip out all their hair and beat me with a stick... and I feel guilty now for being so obnoxious. BUT my labors (HA) paid off, because Maureen wrote me back finally! It took about two or so hours of spam, but I am so excited I would have screamed if it weren't midnight.

Am I obsessive and creepy beyond reason? Yes, why yes I am.
Anyway, I guess I'll see you tomorrow, eh?
(Psst. I might post some stuff on my other blog so go over there and follow me, okay?!)

~Audrey

Two posts in one day?

Why yes!
One of my heroes and fellow BEDA-er, Maureen Johnson (also a BRILLIANT author) is also a Twitter-er. (follow me)
I kind of... spammed her (and John Green) relentlessly tonight, because they were both online and THEY ARE MY HEROES, HELLO!?
So after threatening (not really) to stay up all night, Maureen...
REPLIED TO ME.
NEED PROOF?

Yeah. "justplainaud" is ME.
I am SO happy.
And since Maureen is amazing and I love her, I must obey. And I will go to bed.
Goodnight.
See you again tomorrow! (this will be fun...)

~Audrey